Is this actually cereal or just fortune cookies in a custom cereal box? Sort of depends on your definition of “cereal”, doesn’t it?

In our opinion, any product served with milk, consumed out of a large metal mixing bowl, between the hours of 1am and 3am, while sitting in front of the TV but scrolling social media constitutes cereal.

And while we cannot actually encourage you to eat this product — it is a collectible piece of art — we also can’t not tell you that they are indeed fortune cookies that have had the paper removed. So… enjoy.

And if we do end up making actual, edible, buy-it-in-the-stores Fortune Cookie Cereal, well… won’t you be cool for having the OG box.

PRODUCT WILL SHIP JANUARY 2024